Most friendships these days have a heavy texting component, and our relationship can be similar. I am available to answer questions like “What did this person mean when they said this in their profile?” or “How do I respond to this message?” I’m also someone you can rant to about your frustrations with dating, get a reality check from about conflict with your partners, or keep you company during challenging times.

Texting rates are based on number of texts per day.

3 responses/day = $25/week

This is good for folks who just want extra eyes on things like dating profile messages, interpretations of texts, and random reassurances here and there.

10 responses/day = $50/week

This is still a budget-friendly option, but for people who need a little more support with big ENM feelings, assistance with who to swipe on and what to say on apps.

50 responses/day = $200/week

Basically the literal bestie option! I am here to help you through crises, talk you through challenging situations, cheerlead and help you pick an outfit as you get ready for dates...and anything else you can think of.

Limits: Responses are available between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern Time. I will respond within three hours or they won’t count toward your daily maximum. Texts do not roll over to the next day.

Sometimes, waiting hours, or even 15 minutes, for a supportive text is just too long. I also offer the option to schedule dedicated time with me to address your needs.

90-minute practice date
If you think your dating skills are rusty, I will spend 90 minutes with you on Zoom for a practice date. I can either provide feedback in real time as I notice things you can tweak, or we can take the last 15 minutes of the session for me to review my thoughts and offer feedback. $150

Support during stressful times
If your partner is headed out for a date and you are feeling A WAY about it, I will hang out with you for up to two hours to provide distraction, support, and coping strategies.
Over text: $75 (responses guaranteed within 5 minutes)
On the phone or video: $200

Profile review
I will review two of your existing dating profiles, and make recommendations regarding simple tweaks you can make to improve them. This may include suggesting adding or removing photos, expanding certain sections, or rephrasing things in a more appealing way. This is not a rewrite! You’ll receive guidance along the lines of “Say more here about why you loved your visit to Iceland” or “Consider removing this, the 14th reference to your love of board games, and replace it with the last great book/podcast/TV show/movie/meal you consumed.” $75

You can have me review additional profiles (on other apps) for a cost of $20 each.

If I review your profiles and don’t have at least three suggestions for improvements, I will charge $15 (and high five you for your dating app prowess).

Profile building/rebuilding

Don’t know where to start? Sick of everything you’ve said in your current profile? Daunted at the very prospect of a dating app? I’ve got you! The first step in this service is a 60- to 90-minute conversation between us, in which I will get to know you as a dating prospect. We will talk about what is most important to you in life, what you’re looking for in a date, and everything in between. Then I will write up a profile for you, which you can adjust as needed until it feels like “you.” As part of this service, I will help you craft up to three first messages to matches or prospective matches. $300

Sending that crucial first message
Your profiles are great but your intro message game isn’t so hot? I’ll give you a crash course in writing attention-catching first messages, and I’ll even help you write the first few based on actual matches or prospective matches: $25 for three intro message

Dating app conversation support
Do you have no trouble getting matches but your dating app conversations fall flat? This is where a lot of people struggle most. I will explain the most common pitfalls I see in dating app conversations, and help you avoid them, either by reviewing past conversations that didn’t go anywhere or coaching you in real time with current conversations: $75 (includes review of two past or current conversations of up to 30 messages in length, with detailed suggestions for how to improve)

Profile photo support
Do your photos lack that old luster? I can help you choose others that represent you in an accurate but flattering light. (I can’t coach you on how to take better photos of yourself. I’m terrible at that too!): $50